Jacob has been saying some very funny things lately. And I've been doing my best to write them down.
That my bes fren, Mama. (This said in a tone meant to convey sternness when Chris was poking me)
Don't touch my butt. It stink like poop.
I a girl. (A big girl, it was later determined.)
What's on you mingers? Poop? (fingers)
People aren't sharing wif me! (People meaning Jayden)
Don't bite you nails!
Me: Jacob, don't do that. You could fall in the potty.
Jacob: No, I not fall inna potty...(falls butt first into the potty) WAHHHH....
Me: I told you!