Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Jacob Says:

Jacob has been saying some very funny things lately. And I've been doing my best to write them down.

That my bes fren, Mama. (This said in a tone meant to convey sternness when Chris was poking me)

Don't touch my butt. It stink like poop.

I a girl. (A big girl, it was later determined.)

What's on you mingers? Poop? (fingers)

People aren't sharing wif me! (People meaning Jayden)

Don't bite you nails!

Me: Jacob, don't do that. You could fall in the potty.
Jacob: No, I not fall inna potty...(falls butt first into the potty) WAHHHH....
Me: I told you!

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