I am borrowing this idea from Que Sera Sera
I don't get a lot of texts, although yesterday prompted me to announce I may need to get more added to my plan. Maybe it's because I'm loved and the love was being shown through texts yesterday. Whatever happened to actually talking on a phone?
So here are some of my best texts since I got my new phone:
An Sandra was drinkin'
You just don't want me to know about it...silly girl...I'm sending your xmas gift back.
That lusty month of May. Do U remember who played the kooky old knight?
At least this Guinevere isn't on crack.
Thank u love u whore
I really want to insert a herpes comment
lol are you sure your not makin out
John wants to go drunken sledding tonight
Where is my prince charming
No seriously where is mine
lol um I always thought I was a loser
Did you hear how Hollywood is coming out with a new movie called constipated...it hasn't come out yet.
Happy Valentine's day my little dirty pirate tramps. cause no one really gets paid!
You know what I just realized it's the day after tomorrow come true. Man's pollution has caused an ice age.